CRITTER'S PAGE

You know you are a Dog owner when:
* You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
* You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
* The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while you're at work.
* You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
* You refer to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.
* Your dog sleeps with you.
* You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no sense, but she understands.  
* You sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
* You put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
* You have your dog's picture on your office desk (but no one else).